Due to unforeseen circumstances, I’ve been a terrible blogger the past two days. If you are thinking I’ve been living it up since I’ve been job-less…well…think again. I can pretty much summarize the last 48 hours as follows:
Couch –> bed –> couch –> bed (and repeat)
I felt like Mama Pea but without the delightful side-effects that being ‘viked up brings (sadly pamprin doesn’t have quite the high that vicodin does…).
As an homage to my fave vegan MILF MILTSFF (Mom I’d Like To Steal Food From), I made a crack wrap for one of my dinners/breakfasts. I know, I know, you’re thinking, what does she mean by dinner slash breakfast. Well, as far as I know, 3 am doesn’t have a real clear cut meal name, so for now I’ll call it dinfast. This crack wrap contained Soya Kaas mozarella “cheese” and Cedar’s roasted red pepper hummus melted between two pieces of warm and toasty bread.
Dinfast good. (I’m kinda hearing a Sesame Street character’s voiceover while typing right now…Vicodin?…is that you?).
I only slept from 3 am to 6:30 am, so other nibbles through the night/day/night included vegan chocolate pudding (a pretty legit dessert-disguised-as-health-food due to the presence of tofu in the ingredients list) and One Lucky Duck raw blonde macaroons.
The yum factor here is too amazing for words.
Also, did you know you can order these online? With an upcoming move, that kind of knowledge is dangerous…here I thought my wallet would finally be safe from O.L.D. splurges…
Obviously, I was in a chocolate & banana kind of mood…
Good thing I had the world’s largest banana on hand (wow, that sentence is all kinds of ripe with TWSS potential).
I’ll get back to regular blogging soon…
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Aww, feel better!
that is a large and in charge banana, miss.
dude~ sorry you are having to bed/couch/bed it up! get well!
mm that sandwhich looks delicious, love!
Oh dear, hope you feel better soon. Congrats on finish your job by the way!!! Awesome. One step closer to home
xxx
I’m all over this post! I love it.
So, I’m getting a root canal a week from today and I just hope the good doctor gives me some prime hilarious blogging fuel. It’s going to be unforgettable.
Awww…feel better soon! I hope Kyle is the one going out to get you the pudding and other treats so that you can rest up and hopefully feel better soon
Courtney
feel better chicky!
at least you’re not using up your sick days… muahaha.
Hope you feel better and like yourself again soon!
This post made me laugh! And I want some of those macaroons… must. resist. online. food shopping!
Feel better soon!
Eclaire, I’m glad that banana came in handy during the eats slash pain…
ah my inner 12 year old boy is just screaming at me to go to town with inappropriate sexual humor in regards to that ‘nana. I’ll refrain and shoot you some well wishes instead!!!!
Ah man, sorry to hear about your struggles over the past few days. Hope you feel better soon!
Girl take care of yourself!
And those macaroons look to die for
Ummm that banana is frightenly huge & phallic!
I don’t know how you function w/ that little of sleep, hope you feel better soon : )
you make such clever jokes; I love your humor. vicodin is that you? haha love it. hope you get some peace and rest in your life. I’ve not been much of a sleeper lately but I try to turn it into positive-spent time (blogging counts right?)
I look forward to reading more!
Katherine
Yikes, I hope you’re okay! Keep eating yummy things, that always helps.
Also, YES…I think Clif Bars are getting smaller, I’m so glad you mentioned it on my last post. I feel like I COULD eat the whole thing in 2 bites. Which sucks. I usually try to savor it with 3-4 bites, but it still sucks.
Hope you feel better soon! I must try the vegan version of a crack wrap, yours looks amazing.
dude i’m pretty sure the couch-bed is a new pilates move..
i heard big bananas are the solution to a lot of problems
I’ve been feeling like that a lot lately too
I’ve been making extra efforts to do things that are guaranteed to bring a smile to my face. Hope you feel better soon 
xoxox
Oh no, I hope you didn’t slip a disc?
I must STAY AWAY from OLD. I love it so much… the quackers, the salads, the raw treats… MUST STAY AWAY.
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